Coffee Lover’s Prayer

No matter your religion, if  you love coffee, this prayer is for you. I suggest framing it for your kitchen.

Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal™:
For thou art with me;
thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of The Starbucks:
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life:
And I will dwell in the House of Mochas forever.

~Author Unknown

Courtesy of of Cape Town, South Africa, where they see “coffee as a religion: Strong enough to resurrect even those who choose to drink the Kool-Aid.”

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